Hello, readers (my only reader [me, two weeks from now...]) Big news down here in the gulf-- Hurricane Ike cometh. While it may be common knowlege that Hurricanes Hardly ever Happen in Hartford, Heretford, and Hampshire, here in Texas, they happen nearly as frequently as shit. Yes, every year we are visited by the huricane season, but I like to think of it as a sort of reverse christmas; it's very hot, vacation ends, and instead of the prospect of gifts, we go to sleep on hurricane eve dreaming of all our existing posessions being taken away.
Unlike Hurricane Dolly, there are no happy songs inspired by this 'Ike,' but this time I got a comprehensive weather imaging system to surmise Ike's threat level:
As you can see from the weather map, Ike is charging his iLAZORs and focusing them on the coastal bend. Evacuation orders have yet to be issued, but judging from this path projection, it's going to be a big, fiery fucksplosion.
Here is a photo taken from orbit of Hurricane Ike, and although he looks different from space, the threat is no less evident. Projections have it listed as anywhere between a heavy three and a light five.Because of the approaching storm, it may be a whle before I post again, but when I return, I am planning a heavy revamp of the blog, featuring a gallery, pages for my projects, and a navigation system--not to mention a new logo and color scheme. So check back when the sky clears!
This could be the worst storm since 2004, when Hurricane Kirby ripped through Florida...
